“When I was born I was so ugly the doctor slapped my mother.” I said to her I already did.

Last week, he grabbed my knee and told me to cough. The progress mostly kick-started after he was given a shot to perform on the Ed Sullivan Show.On the show, he wore a white shirt underneath a black suit, and a red tie. Rodney Dangerfield Celebrity Profile - Check out the latest Rodney Dangerfield photo gallery, biography, pics, pictures, interviews, news, forums and blogs at Rotten Tomatoes! His father was born in New York, to Russian Jewish parents, and his mother was a Hungarian Jewish immigrant. We’d love your help. I picked a guy's pocket on an airplane and made a run for it.” The last time I gave a urine sample it had an olive in it.” – “At 20 a man is full of fight and hope. Each time an actor acts he does not hide; he exposes himself.” – “I came from a real tough neighborhood.

“I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out.”

Everybody likes me! Once a guy pulled a knife on me. The other day she told me to put the garbage out. If you want to know more or withdraw your consent to all or some of the cookies, please refer to the "Rodney Dangerfield: What I've Learned" by Cal Fussman, www.esquire.com. Since its release in 1980, Caddyshack has become one of the most popular comedies of all time. Quotations by Rodney Dangerfield, American Comedian, Born November 22, 1921.

During these years, he founded a paint However, despite his failed marriage with Joyce, Rodney felt the repercussions of marital disappointment plaguing his life. After someone had christened him a new stage name, his career started to gain ground.

Thornton Melon : Bring us a pitcher of beer every seven minutes until somebody passes out. Rodney Dangerfield: Thornton Melon. Rodney Dangerfield was born Jacob Cohen on November 22, 1921 in Deer Park, Suffolk County, Long Island, New York. Joyce was a 23-year-old singer who showed After getting married to Joyce, Rodney decided to quit show business to live a domesticated life. January 29, 2007. And as luck would have it, he met his then wife, Joyce Indig. He found himself terribly depressed with how his relationship with Joyce went after her death. “What a doctor I’ve got—he’s really mixed up. He was the son of Dorothy "Dotty" (Teitelbaum) and Phillip Cohen, who performed in vaudeville under the name Phil Roy. “When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them.” “Marriage...it's not a word, it's a sentence.”

The movie about all the wacky characters at a summer golf course doesn’t sound like a hilarious concept, but with talents like Chevy Chase, Rodney Dangerfield, and Bill Murray involved, it became one of the most quotable movies ever. Welcome back. Rodney Dangerfield’s fame also earned him movie deals including “Caddyshack” in 1980 where he starred with Bill Murray and Chevy Chase.

... Actor Rodney Dangerfield. https://groovyhistory.com/rodney-dangerfield-quotes-jokes-stories 36 quotes from Rodney Dangerfield: 'I came from a real tough neighborhood. He was in the electric chair.” – “My wife and I were happy for 20 years.

“If the odds are 50/50, I don't stand a chance!” She told me to go and keep an eye on it.” – “With my wife I don’t get no respect. He said I was being ridiculous – everyone hasn’t met me yet.” – “What a dog I got, his favorite bone is in my arm.” – “It’s tough to stay married.